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Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of King Arthur

Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of King Arthur

Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 18, 1975
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of eight and a quarter toons (according to Bobby)

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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