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The Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, untimely mutating in the fading park light

The Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, untimely mutating in the fading park light

Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 1991
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Targeted at: Grandparents

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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