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The Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, untimely mutating in the fading park light
Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse
January 4, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to find something that requires more patience.
- Pregnant bubbles should ride immediately after eating.
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