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Above: The Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, presently breathing in the shrouded park light
Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse
October 1, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
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