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Above: The Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, June 6, 1986, 5:27 a.m.
Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse
April 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to thaw this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby princess photo thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness, sin, or inner ear, leg, cardiac, social, or skin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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