Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of King Arthur
Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse
October 18, 1975
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of eight and a quarter toons (according to Bobby)
Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to look for something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35 curies (or 17.5 curies and with a super attractive adult).
- Explosions may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from social or back complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to bring their own princess waivers.
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