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The Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, presently breathing in the shrouded park light

Above: The Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, presently breathing in the shrouded park light

Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 2008
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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