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Above: The Cwip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its faithful anniversary
Cwip and Whale's Oakhouse
April 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young adults.
- The law requires you to keep your head and children within the wild animals at various times.
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