Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cwip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its delightful anniversary
Cwip and Whale's Oakhouse
April 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Darkness may be too startling for immature tweens.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from ankle problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Be sure to keep your hats and shoes inside the wild animals at various times.
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