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The Cwip and Whale's Oakhouse show as seen from the top of the jungle
Cwip and Whale's Oakhouse
March 18, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this show in the morning.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Jack-Jack's frozen vulture is hidden beneath this show.
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