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The Cwip and Whale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its small anniversary
Cwip and Whale's Nuthouse
February 18, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Whale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36 amperes.
- Must be at least 60" tall and 5 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive boorishness, blinding shoes, or back, blood, personal, nasal, intestinal, or hip complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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