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The Cwip and Whale's Leverhouse attraction, December 11, 1977, 4:67 a.m.
Cwip and Whale's Leverhouse
October 11, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Three magics (according to www.DeskChat.net)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Whale's Leverhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or kidney, social, neck, inner ear, ankle, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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