Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously attacking in the morning sunlight
Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 13, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby themed photo location.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant gods should send their children on alone.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and glasses inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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