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The Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, bravely boring in the evening park light

The Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, bravely boring in the evening park light

Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 2008
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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