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The Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its regular anniversary

The Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its regular anniversary

Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 1974
Duration: 149 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Two thumbs down

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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