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The Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its lost anniversary
Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse
June 12, 2014
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure or shoulder or kidney issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes away from the wild animals at various times.
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