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Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer
Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- Explosions may be too intense for young children.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from November 21 to June 25.
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