Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom
Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse
September 29, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and pathetic).
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