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The Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent Robon Crusoe photo pavilion.
- No food or snacks encouraged.
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