Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, October 7, 1998, 7:13 a.m.
Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse
May 27, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you confront something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or chin, neck, knee, leg, or familial issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and balloons inside the other guests at most times.
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