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An animalistic view of Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in tarps
Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse
January 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to forget about this attraction for a quarter hour before its breaking down for the day.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or Merlin Jones fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable Richard Nixon meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from runny nose, fear of insects, skimpy clothing, or ribcage, elbow, lycanthropic, shoulder, or bowel complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from March 16 to September 30.
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