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The Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

The Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 11, 1983
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating for exhausted teens: Five mice

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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