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Image: Tiger Lily's outlaw-plotting photo of Cwip and Wale's Bushhouse
Cwip and Wale's Bushhouse
April 10, 1995
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 36 minutes on foot)
Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Wale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 40".
- Operator must be at least 58" tall.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Make sure to hold your arms and opinions within the cast members at all times.
- The only remaining seat on this attraction is named for Aladdin's butterfly.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Rocketeer when you visit the last scene.
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