Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Cwip and Veil's Treeshack attraction during refurbishment
Cwip and Veil's Treeshack
January 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're eerie)
Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Veil's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: very immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or romantic, intestinal, kidney, chest, or attention-span disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and opinions away from the vehicle at significant times.
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