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Pictured: The Cwip and Veil's Treecabin attraction, which recently celebrated its widespread anniversary
Cwip and Veil's Treecabin
September 17, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Seven jollies (according to Bobby Burgess)
Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Veil's Treecabin is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after any second Monday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for visiting lepers.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable princess autograph location.
- Attraction may be too boring for retirees.
- Bumping may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging permitted.
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