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The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its sleek anniversary
Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
May 22, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Driver must be at least 53" tall.
- Contains holographic characters.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Cast members keep a private journal in which is detailed the names of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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