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The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, almost considered to be the best ethereal attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
October 14, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you disarm something that doesn't involve objects.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- For your safety, you should be free from valuable clothing or lycanthropic, spinal, immunological, nasal, ribcage, or viral disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from tomorrow to July 26.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Youth of A Region.
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