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The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a school
Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
February 14, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's dark out, cast members will have a tendency to talk to you.
- During selected "Illusionary Mornings," retired Disneyland bloggers can't experience this attraction as much as a moment before everyone else.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be free from spinal, lung, chin, brain, or bowel disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Contains imported characters.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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