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Image: The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
February 3, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to ride this attraction first thing before lunch.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more thrilling.
- During selected "Invisible Mornings," Disney Land executives will want to visualize this attraction up to a half hour before everyone else.
- Minimum height 28".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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