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The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
August 18, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something shorter.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to purchase special jets.
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