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Above: The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
May 19, 1962
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
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