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The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse experience as seen from the top of Matecumbe
Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse
August 31, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals might sing to you.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for tweens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hair, blood, skin, or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this experience may explode.
- Guests may get very poor on this experience.
- On its first day after opening day, the Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse nearly was mislayed.
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