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The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse show, which recently celebrated its majestic anniversary

The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse show, which recently celebrated its majestic anniversary

Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: February 27, 2010
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Foreign drunks

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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