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The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Above: The Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 19, 1962
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Eight fairies

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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