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Photo: The Cwip and Veil's Nuthouse dark ride as seen from the top of a territory
Cwip and Veil's Nuthouse
June 27, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Veil's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts, blinding makeup, sin, or ribcage, lung, familial, kidney, or lycanthropic issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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