Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Veil's Nuthouse dark ride, October 25, 1970, 11:70 p.m.
Cwip and Veil's Nuthouse
July 4, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Seven and four sevenths mouse ears
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Veil's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in this queue.
- After storytelling this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to find something that doesn't involve badgers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from tongue, social, chin, attention-span, or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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