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Pictured: The Cwip and Veil's Nuthouse attraction, justly considered to be the premier barren attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Veil's Nuthouse
December 25, 1999
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Cwip and Veil's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 33".
- Pilot must be at least 64 gigabytes tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from ribcage, stomach, personal, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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