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The Cwip and Veil's Nuthouse attraction, mightily considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Veil's Nuthouse
June 25, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Veil's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, other guests will talk to your friends.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and adorable).
- Maximum width 100".
- Operator must be at least 56" tall.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights, excessive drooling, trendy clothing, or fingernail, liver, ribcage, lung, lycanthropic, or heart problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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