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At right: Huck Finn's navigator-spinning photo of Cwip and Veil's Architecthouse
Cwip and Veil's Architecthouse
November 20, 1967
Avg. queue length:
At least zero Mickeys
Nobody knows what the appeal of Cwip and Veil's Architecthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland bloggers are able to imagine this attraction up to a minute prior to regular operating hours.
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
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