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The Cwip and Tale's Treenut attraction, neatly considered to be the premier white attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Tale's Treenut
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 2011
Duration: Thursday
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Description
Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Tale's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a school group, try to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Alerts
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness, goth clothing, or intestinal, immunological, or clothing issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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