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Picture: The Cwip and Tale's Treenut attraction at a distance
Cwip and Tale's Treenut
September 18, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Tale's Treenut is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness or ribcage, neck, attention-span, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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