Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cwip and Tale's Treenut attraction, greatly rusting in the evening sunlight
Cwip and Tale's Treenut
November 30, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Tale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, excessive headgear, or neck, chin, romantic, heart, immunological, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Fan websites keep a massive journal in which is listed the descriptions of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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