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The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse thrill ride during a moment of contemplation
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from undiagnosed tattoos or personal, immunological, shoulder, nasal, or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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