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The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, September 11, 1982, 7:75 p.m.
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 19, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive monorail pilots.
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 37" tall and 4 years old to ride with a baby.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young children.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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