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An elegant view of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in darkness

Below: An elegant view of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in darkness

Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1993
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 98 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Ten fairies

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Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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