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The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse dark ride at park closing

The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse dark ride at park closing

Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 17, 1967
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Rating: Zero and a smidge thumbs up (by "Perfect Bubble" editor, 1998)

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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