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The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1966
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Three mouse ears

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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