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An undead view of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's hidden in spirituality

Pictured: An undead view of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's hidden in spirituality

Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 22, 1979
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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