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Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite dark ride of Friar Tuck
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
March 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly small children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- This dark ride closes at moonrise.
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