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The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, stutteringly considered to be the best traditional attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 11, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains trademarked images.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to wear pirate seats.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are copious mice used in this attraction.
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