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The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Nile

The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Nile

Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 10, 1961
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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