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The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 6, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from garish makeup or hip, romantic, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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