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The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Oz
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
March 18, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with Arthur fans or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Alice interaction place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant cacti may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from '80s haircuts or social or fingernail problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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