Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse dark ride at park closing
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a smidge thumbs up (by "Perfect Bubble" editor, 1998)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this dark ride.
- After enjoying this dark ride, look for something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- During unfortunate storms, this dark ride may melt.
- This dark ride closes at sundown.
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