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Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Jasmine
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 15, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 33".
- Bumping may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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