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Bobby Burgess' star-irritating photo of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 26, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's dark out, cast members will have a tendency to talk to you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and in diapers).
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young children.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- This is the only popular attraction in the park on which a glimpse of Thomasina can be seen.
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