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The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Spain
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 14, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three tikis
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 19 pounds.
- Maximum height 63".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Below this attraction can be found the hidden guests-only Chez 37 breakfast nook -- the only place in the area where duck-free water is mandatory.
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