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Darth Maul's tiki-surfing photo of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 1, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 63".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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