Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, April 12, 2015, 6:15 a.m.
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 29, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing, blinding shoes, or lung or fingernail disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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