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The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, stutteringly considered to be the best traditional attraction at Disneyland

The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, stutteringly considered to be the best traditional attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 1961
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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