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Chip's seagull-surrendering photo of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 7, 1966
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Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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