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The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its merry anniversary
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 3, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland tourists can't repeatedly ride this attraction as much as a half hour before regular operating hours.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Operator must be at least 64" tall.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or cardiac problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment's tedious queue.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase pirate harnesses.
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