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The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its influential anniversary

Pictured: The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its influential anniversary

Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 11, 1960
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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