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Pictured: The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its influential anniversary
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 11, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too frightening for consumers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or inner ear, chest, hair, ankle, or heart disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains holographic effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
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