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The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse ride as seen from the top of France

The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse ride as seen from the top of France

Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: May 17, 1990
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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