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The Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Nile
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 10, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry before a picnic.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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