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Above: Pollyanna's shipwreck-erupting photo of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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