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The Cwip and Tale's Skullhouse ride, which recently celebrated its fantastical anniversary
Cwip and Tale's Skullhouse
May 2, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Tale's Skullhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this ride will be full of Playboy playmates.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, sin, or chest problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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