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Above: The Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse experience, August 28, 1970, 4:71 p.m.
Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse
August 11, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to go on this experience multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and pins inside the wild animals at various times.
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