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The Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, abominably considered to be the best old attraction at Disneyland

The Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, abominably considered to be the best old attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 14, 1962
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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