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The Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, internally considered to be the finest speedy attraction at Disneyland

The Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, internally considered to be the finest speedy attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 1, 1990
Duration: 122 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating: Zero princesses

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Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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