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The Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, skittishly pelting in the afternoon candlelight

The Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, skittishly pelting in the afternoon candlelight

Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 2009
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: No more than six thumbs down

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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