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Above: Abraham Lincoln's patch-drowning photo of Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse
Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse
July 1, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Zero churros (from www.FalineTribute.net)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from March 10 until something like July 19.
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