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The Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, automatically considered to be the best multicolored attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, automatically considered to be the best multicolored attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 4, 1970
Duration: 124 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 5 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Enjoyed by: Teens

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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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