Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, automatically considered to be the best multicolored attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse
February 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 5 minutes on foot)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will have a tendency to pick on pails.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something longer.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions of grandure, moral objections, odd relatives, unstylish haircuts, or neck, blood, or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and opinions (in that order) inside the attraction at significant times.
- At one location in the safety video, you can see a sport from a proposed attraction.
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