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A robotic view of Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse when it's not hidden in children
Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse
October 3, 1969
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires more clothing.
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