Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, internally considered to be the finest speedy attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse
May 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland sponsors should long for this attraction just a moment before regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from stomach, heart, intestinal, or viral complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- The middle vehicle on this attraction is named for John Wayne's professor.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.