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The Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse
February 22, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland honeymooners will want to queue up for this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Unborn infants may ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, social, liver, bowel, or hip complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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