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Cwip and Tale's Bushhouse, a favorite attraction of Doug
Cwip and Tale's Bushhouse
December 10, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Tale's Bushhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess photo area.
- Minimum height 32".
- Driver must be at least 49" tall.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or elbow, lycanthropic, bowel, kidney, or social issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to bring their own safety belts.
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