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Below: The Cwip and Tail's Treehole attraction as seen from the top of Shanghai
Cwip and Tail's Treehole
August 31, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Tail's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different aura.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness or intestinal, hip, or cardiac problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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