Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse train as seen from the top of a canyon
Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse
July 23, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, massively pirate-addicted children will want to go on this train multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Gaston meet-and-greet location.
- Strollers and this train do not mix.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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