Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Nemo
Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse
October 17, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half magics (according to www.GriffinFans.org)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction first thing in the evening.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something calmer.
- The duck was sculpted by Alice.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Blackbeard when you look up in the first room.
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