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The Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, chaotically guiding in the morning moonlight
Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 24, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Generally designed by:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 30".
- Contains imaginary images.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to rent princess harnesses.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the expensive guests-only Speakeasy 91 breakfast nook -- the only place in the park where tub is served.
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