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Richard Irvine's lever-annoying photo of Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse
Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse
February 10, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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