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The Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse dark ride, May 24, 1988, 10:52 a.m.

The Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse dark ride, May 24, 1988, 10:52 a.m.

Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 9, 1959
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Designed for: Hyperactive mothers

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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