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The Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse
October 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During selected "Magic Vines," Disneyland cast members are invited to experience this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to regular operating hours.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, lycanthropic, or ankle problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- At one portion of the safety video, you can almost see a past attraction.
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