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The Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse
July 21, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 48".
- Attraction may be too boring for consumers.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and strollers away from the entangling vines at all times.
- In a tiny location at the tippy top of the Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse, there is a handball half court for Disney executives.
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