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The Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, June 27, 1970, 11:24 p.m.
Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 23, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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