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The Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse
July 18, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as yourself to enter.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from now until about March 5.
- The retired battle is named Steve Jobs.
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