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The Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 9, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction before giving birth.
Policies and Notices
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to bring their own princess specticles.
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