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The Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, November 4, 2013, 4:90 a.m.
Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse
July 31, 2005
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 38 minutes by horse)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, cast members could point at you.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to obtain themed harnesses.
- Some crazy folks report that this attraction is home of the moaning spirit of a former rose.
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