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Richard Irvine's lever-annoying photo of Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse

Richard Irvine's lever-annoying photo of Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse

Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 10, 1989
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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