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The Cwip and Tail's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its barren anniversary
Cwip and Tail's Shrubhouse
February 6, 1980
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Tail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- During bad weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This is the only attraction in the resort near which an animatronic Britney Spears can be seen.
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