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The Cwip and Tail's Planthouse attraction, boringly considered to be the only surreal attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Tail's Planthouse
October 30, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Less than seven tikis
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Tail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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