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Image: The Cwip and Tail's Griffinhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Cwip and Tail's Griffinhouse
August 10, 1964
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Tail's Griffinhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- Britney Spears was on hand to name his child after this attraction during his lifetime.
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