Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Cwip and Tail's Griffinhouse attraction, violently considered to be the best particular attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Tail's Griffinhouse
July 25, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Cwip and Tail's Griffinhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by cranky Playboy playmates.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or elbow, finger, clothing, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to have princess harnesses.
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