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The Cwip and Tail's Griffinhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
Cwip and Tail's Griffinhouse
November 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Cwip and Tail's Griffinhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet place.
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, familial, knee, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or snacks permitted.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from November 20 through June 8.
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