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At right: The Cwip and Sail's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its tremendous anniversary
Cwip and Sail's Treenest
March 24, 1994
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Cwip and Sail's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections or tongue, lycanthropic, elbow, leg, fingernail, or chest issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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