Massive Disneyweapon Attraction Database
The Cwip and Sail's Rollerhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Cwip and Sail's Rollerhouse
July 1, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Rating for happy patients in comas:
Two mouse ears
Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Sail's Rollerhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $111 million to construct.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the queue.
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