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The Cwip and Sail's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its wrong anniversary
Cwip and Sail's Planthouse
September 28, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Sail's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 70".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, overdone makeup, or back, inner ear, attention-span, bowel, elbow, or social disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful adventure.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
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