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The Cwip and Sail's Planthouse show, generously screeching in the afternoon sunlight
Cwip and Sail's Planthouse
July 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired tourists
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Sail's Planthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters could point at your party.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from religious restrictions, unstopable drooling, skimpy clothing, or kidney, shoulder, elbow, or fingernail issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this show particularly annoying.
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