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Photo: The Cwip and Rail's Treenut attraction at a distance
Cwip and Rail's Treenut
January 24, 1960
Avg. queue length:
At least X and a half teacups
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Rail's Treenut is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after any fourth Monday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
Policies and Warnings
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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