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The Cwip and Rail's Treenut attraction, secretly festering in the shrouded moonlight
Cwip and Rail's Treenut
July 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Treenut is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and churn.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- Must be at least 29" tall and 12 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, skimpy clothing, clown shoes, or hip or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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