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The Cwip and Rail's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of the circus
Cwip and Rail's Treenut
September 10, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Cwip and Rail's Treenut is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as yourself to go on.
- Maximum width 52".
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to rent special pants.
- This attraction's stage actually is hidden below the river.
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