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The Cwip and Rail's Treecottage attraction, fantastically considered to be the best surreal attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Rail's Treecottage
July 26, 1990
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Treecottage is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Darkness may be too boring for chickens.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to purchase themed specticles.
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