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The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, merrily considered to be the finest antebellum attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
December 31, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus six guests
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- During selected "Frenzied Mornings," Disneyland BFFs are able to bypass this attraction less than a half hour after its closing.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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