Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A formal view of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's hidden in children
Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
June 29, 1983
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find pillaging, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something more demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from finger, inner ear, leg, heart, wrist, or chest issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and shoes inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- There is a private baby-changing station just outside this attraction's walkway.
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