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The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, June 8, 2012, 5:88 a.m.
Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
August 7, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
Policies and Information
- Attraction veterans have a secret book in which is detailed the descriptions of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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