Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Orleans
Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
September 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders are apt to talk to you.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disney Land vacationers are invited to imagine this attraction for an hour prior to its opening.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, weird extra limbs, or heart, cardiac, bowel, viral, or chest issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to splatter precision pants.
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