Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, generously considered to be the best steel attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young children and some adults.
- Contains holographic illusions.
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