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The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing

The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing

Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1969
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes (or 33 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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