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Above: The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
March 29, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum width 32".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from lung or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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