Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, nightly zooming in the morning sunlight
Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
August 21, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and wearing humans).
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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