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The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, merrily considered to be the finest antebellum attraction at Disneyland

The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, merrily considered to be the finest antebellum attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 1956
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Plus or minus six guests

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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