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The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the worst meat attraction at Disneyland

The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the worst meat attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 12, 1957
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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