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The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 2006
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're retired)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating for cast members: Three pirates (from Columbia)

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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