Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, October 11, 1966, 7:40 p.m.
Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 16 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After ducking this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
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