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Abraham Lincoln's bed-soaring photo of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
October 10, 1980
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this attraction alone.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, '80s haircuts, or lycanthropic, heart, neck, personal, or back complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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