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The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
January 8, 2006
Avg. queue length:
59 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're retired)
Rating for cast members:
Three pirates (from Columbia)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent character meet-and-greet garden.
- Special effects may be too intense for very young chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or attention-span, viral, liver, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse separate but equal experience.
- In 1971, this attraction was updated to remove artwork from the relatively obscure "Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse" play.
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