Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
June 2, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to dancing tourists.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to participate.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or inner ear, lung, or knee disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and strollers inside the cast members at appropriate times.
- Alice had a private workroom built behind a secret door in this attraction.
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