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A barefoot view of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in children
Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
September 2, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland pet owners can't ride this attraction just a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Yawning may occur.
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