Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, August 9, 1972, 8:11 a.m.
Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 10, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- In 2011, this attraction was updated to add artwork from the high-grossing "Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse" television show.
- Be sure to look for a good Mickey when you pass through the main queue.
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