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At right: Syndrome's knight-departing photo of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse
May 19, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or ribcage, back, romantic, leg, or lung complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to rent precision waivers.
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