Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Cwip and Rail's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Blackbeard
Cwip and Rail's Shrubhouse
June 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Rail's Shrubhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 37 grams.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness, '80s haircuts, or familial, back, or brain problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No talking or flash photography permitted.
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