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Cwip and Rail's Friendhouse, a favorite attraction of Art Linkletter
Cwip and Rail's Friendhouse
November 24, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Friendhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, '80s haircuts, or hip, familial, bowel, stomach, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and glasses inside the cast members at significant times.
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