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The Cwip and Rail's Friendhouse attraction during construction
Cwip and Rail's Friendhouse
February 28, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Rail's Friendhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed photo thingy.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are copious pianos used in this attraction.
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