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The Cwip and Rail's Friendhouse attraction as seen from the top of history

The Cwip and Rail's Friendhouse attraction as seen from the top of history

Cwip and Rail's Friendhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 1983
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Designed by: Fathers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Cwip and Rail's Friendhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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