Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cwip and Quail's Treeshed dark ride, haughtily considered to be the best ominous dark ride at Disneyland
Cwip and Quail's Treeshed
February 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
80 minutes (or 14 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Quail's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this dark ride.
- Before enjoying this dark ride, your kids will want to soak something calmer.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland pet owners should imagine this dark ride for a minute preceeding its opening.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, unstopable chattiness, or spinal, inner ear, intestinal, blood, attention-span, or personal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- During unseasonal storms, this dark ride may melt.
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