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Cwip and Quail's Treecabin, a favorite attraction of Deedle
Cwip and Quail's Treecabin
September 10, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Quail's Treecabin is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to line up for the adjacent Ferdinand the Bull autograph place.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Cast members keep a detailed journal in which is written the backstory of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
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