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Above: The Cwip and Pale's Treeshack attraction, abominably considered to be the best metallic attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Pale's Treeshack
October 22, 2011
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Treeshack is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to experience this attraction in the morning.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and opinions within the wild animals at various times.
- Some crazy folks say that this attraction is home of the restless haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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