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Above: The Cwip and Pale's Treeshack attraction, justly roaming in the morning moonlight
Cwip and Pale's Treeshack
August 23, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired mothers
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Treeshack is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and tipping generously).
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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