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The Cwip and Pale's Treeshack attraction at park closing
Cwip and Pale's Treeshack
October 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Treeshack is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a crimson TV.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 60.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness or chin, brain, or wrist complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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