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Picture: The Cwip and Pale's Treegondola attraction, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary
Cwip and Pale's Treegondola
January 27, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter fairies
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Treegondola is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests can't forget about this attraction up to a quarter hour preceeding regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Make sure to maintain your head and bikes inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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