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Above: The Cwip and Pale's Treecottage attraction during construction
Cwip and Pale's Treecottage
November 9, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Pale's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children.
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