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Cwip and Pale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
Cwip and Pale's Treecottage
December 3, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Zero smiles (from www.CrocodilePlanet.blogspot.org)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members could sing to your party.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you weave something more magical.
Policies and Information
- Contains trademarked effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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