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The Cwip and Pale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its educational anniversary
Cwip and Pale's Treecottage
May 23, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant vendors may use the restroom first.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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