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The Cwip and Pale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its inverted anniversary
Cwip and Pale's Treecottage
January 5, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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