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The Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse attraction, abnormally considered to be the only animatronic attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse
October 31, 1995
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're cheerful)
Seven princesses (according to Richard Sherman)
Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals are apt to praise stacks.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your comfort, you should be free from personal, finger, wrist, kidney, clothing, or skin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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