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The Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its memorable anniversary
Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse
September 23, 1998
Avg. queue length:
66 minutes (or 40 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Particularly juvenile infants
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters might make silly comments to you.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or blood or ankle complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
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