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Below: Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Sherman
Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse
September 12, 1976
As short as Tom Sawyer's bobsled
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires less clothing.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Must be at least 37" tall and 13 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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