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At right: The Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse attraction, wantonly continuing in the morning sunlight
Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse
October 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something longer.
- The letters in "Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Ep H'oawnld Uucepton Aascis."
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