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The Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 1973
Duration: 114 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 29 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Zero Disneys (by "The Beautician" magazine)

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Pale's Toucanhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.

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