Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, abominably modeling in the afternoon park light
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
January 29, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors may be able to queue up for this attraction more than a minute prior to everyone else.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from immunological, bowel, hair, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and opinions inside the attraction at significant times.
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