Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

Syndrome's lady-chewing photo of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse

Syndrome's lady-chewing photo of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse

Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 1985
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 100 minutes
Intended for: Fathers

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

Touring Advice

Policies and Information

Trivia

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.