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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the best visual attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 14, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Pregnant folks may ride immediately after eating.
- Bumping may occur.
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