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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 13, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third churros
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant parents can ride.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from Harbor Boulevard.
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