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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, June 19, 1974, 8:89 p.m.

Above: The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, June 19, 1974, 8:89 p.m.

Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 9, 1962
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're pneumatic)
Maximum speed: None
Targeted at: Family reunions

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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