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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 5, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs up
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 49".
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and legs away from the cast members at most times.
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