Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database

The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, May 8, 1983, 1:70 a.m.

The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, May 8, 1983, 1:70 a.m.

Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 2008
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

Touring Recommendations

Notices

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.