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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse train, oddly roving in the fading sunlight
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
April 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this train.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from motion sickness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or ribcage problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The comment about legends is an inside joke.
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