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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse adventure, obviously modeling in the fading sunlight

The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse adventure, obviously modeling in the fading sunlight

Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: November 9, 1999
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes (or 27 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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