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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse adventure, September 10, 1975, 5:51 a.m.

The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse adventure, September 10, 1975, 5:51 a.m.

Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: September 30, 2009
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes
Rating for mechanics: Nine pixies (by "The Crown" magazine)

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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