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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly sparkling in the morning sunlight

The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly sparkling in the morning sunlight

Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 1959
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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