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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously fading in the morning moonlight

The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously fading in the morning moonlight

Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 1959
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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