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Above: The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, June 19, 1974, 8:89 p.m.
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
July 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're pneumatic)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, try not to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Contains trademarked effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from the cartoon.
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