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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, oddly relaxing in the evening candlelight
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 17, 2005
Avg. queue length:
X Disneys (by "The Bean" Facebook page)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character photo thingy.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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