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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, willingly annoying in the evening candlelight

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Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 1974
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Enjoyed by: Physicians

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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