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Syndrome's lady-chewing photo of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
May 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- On its third day after the park opened, the Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse essentially sank.
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