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Deedle's person-feeding photo of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
January 5, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Ten dollars (from "Dull Key" newsletter)
Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to ride with a parent.
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