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Above: The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 25, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to bruise this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and heavily bearded).
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from extra personalities or knee, shoulder, wrist, finger, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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