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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse dark ride during construction
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
August 23, 1957
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're little)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are put off by dragonslayers, then you will want to avoid this dark ride.
- After going on this dark ride, find something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and tearful).
- For your safety, you should be free from bowel or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling permitted.
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