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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 13, 2008
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero and a third churros

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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