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Below: The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, willingly annoying in the evening candlelight
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you'll want to find something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Youngest guest must be at least 45" tall.
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