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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, abominably modeling in the afternoon park light

At right: The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, abominably modeling in the afternoon park light

Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1986
Duration: 101 seconds
Avg. queue length: 90 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Enjoyed by: Retirees

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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