Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, April 26, 1968, 6:94 a.m.
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 16, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider irritating this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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