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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse dark ride during construction

The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse dark ride during construction

Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 23, 1957
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're little)
Rating: Two Mickeys

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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