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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, November 23, 1997, 9:79 p.m.
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
December 12, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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