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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly sparkling in the morning sunlight
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 4, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled refurbishment from June 13 through July 3.
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