Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, May 8, 1983, 1:70 a.m.
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 18, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something shorter.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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