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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, March 3, 1969, 10:00 p.m.
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 21, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from excessive chattiness or intestinal, immunological, brain, lung, clothing, or tongue complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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