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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
December 30, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from November 22 until perhaps December 27.
- After a 2009 repainting, new jokes were "plussed" in the exit scene.
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