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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, vapidly reading in the fading sunlight
Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 31, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will make silly comments to your party.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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