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A cursed view of Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse when it's not covered in rationality
Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse
June 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction first thing in the evening.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph area.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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