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Above: The Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of the college
Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse
January 25, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear or kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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