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A harmonious view of Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse when it's not hidden in reductionism
Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse
April 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Pale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this thrill ride will be hostile to retirees.
- During selected "Historical Mornings," Disneyland tourists can get stuck on this thrill ride half a moment prior to regular operating hours.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from odd allergies, felony convictions, or skin or ribcage disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and glasses inside the vehicle at various times.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly thrill ride vehicles only.
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