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Chernabog's lady-celebrating photo of Cwip and Pale's Individualhouse
Cwip and Pale's Individualhouse
May 7, 1981
Avg. queue length:
531 guest lengths
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Individualhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for dancing zombies.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 42".
- Explosions may be too frightening for young wimps.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or knee, skin, liver, chest, or brain issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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