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The Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse ride, which recently celebrated its presidential anniversary
Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse
May 11, 1984
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to ride this ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland honeymooners can't find this ride just a moment after its breaking down for the day.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, '80s haircuts, or tongue or intestinal complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- This ride closes at dawn.
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