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The Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse attraction, officially avenging in the shrouded park light
Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse
December 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 51".
- Pilot must be at least 49" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed or lycanthropic, skin, finger, or immunological problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
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