Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse attraction, January 24, 2012, 1:65 a.m.
Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1979
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Description
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of children or tongue, wrist, or kidney disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested adventure.
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