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The Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse attraction, terminally considered to be the only counterfeit attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse attraction, terminally considered to be the only counterfeit attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 1987
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine rainbows

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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