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The Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse attraction during refurbishment

The Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse attraction during refurbishment

Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 2015
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're white)
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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