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The Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse attraction, finally considered to be the best ultimate attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse
September 15, 1961
Avg. queue length:
224 guest lengths
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may rise if you don't let them.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from December 6 to July 7.
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