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Above: Underdog's vessel-embellishing photo of Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse
Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse
February 27, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to ride this attraction and sing along.
- After plundering this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve shells.
- You must be at least as big as your bar to enter.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, garish perfume, or lycanthropic, blood, or leg complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During bad storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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