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Samuel Clemens' rascal-operating photo of Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse
Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse
October 30, 1991
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Honeyhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, other guests may sing to your party.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland executives are invited to bypass this attraction for a quarter hour prior to less important people.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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