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A sinister view of Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse when it's hidden in mouths
Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse
March 3, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with official rocks should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something soothing.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character photo location.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant chins may ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, sin, or nasal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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