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The Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse attraction, October 29, 1969, 1:90 a.m.
Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 1968
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Description
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Tips
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
Guest Warnings
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to obtain pirate harnesses.
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