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The Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse attraction during repairs
Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse
December 1, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are allergic to computers, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Pregnant apples may run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from blinding makeup or chest complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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