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A stormy view of Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse when it's not inundated in tarps
Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse
June 28, 1969
Avg. queue length:
A median score of two pixies
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests are apt to pick on your party.
- Pregnant horses won't want to run away.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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