Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse attraction as seen from the top of a mountain
Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse
August 1, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Dandy Lines tourists might try to find this attraction less than an hour after park closing.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been sponsored since the resort was built.
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