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The Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse dark ride, February 4, 1974, 2:10 a.m.
Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse
September 25, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this dark ride first thing in the evening.
- If you are traveling with mange or Alan-A-Dale fanatics, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed photo garden.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents can send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be free from hair or familial disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a high-speed dark ride, the uninsured are required to obtain custom specticles.
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