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The Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse attraction as seen from the top of a mountain

The Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse attraction as seen from the top of a mountain

Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 1, 1973
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Recommended for: Foreigners

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.

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