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Above: The Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse
March 9, 2008
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so awful, those in the know disdain this attraction during giving birth.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to wear themed belts.
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