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An inductive view of Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse when it's not bathed in darkness

Pictured: An inductive view of Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse when it's not bathed in darkness

Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 1955
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Not recommended for: Mothers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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