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The Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse attraction as seen from the top of a kingdom
Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse
January 22, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Cwip and Pale's Carriagehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- After cooking this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve roses.
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