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The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its steel anniversary

The Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its steel anniversary

Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 15, 2010
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Zero tikis

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Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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