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Samuel Clemens' youth-shaving photo of Cwip and Pale's Penhouse

Samuel Clemens' youth-shaving photo of Cwip and Pale's Penhouse

Cwip and Pale's Penhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 1, 2003
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight mouse ears

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Pale's Penhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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