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Above: Dave Smith's harpsichord-raging photo of Cwip and Nail's Treetent
Cwip and Nail's Treetent
January 7, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Cwip and Nail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters might talk to your friends.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests should visit this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding park opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Be sure to keep your head and strollers away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- All of this attraction's cast members are decorated with characters from a famous Disney gravestone.
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