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Above: The Cwip and Nail's Treenut attraction at midday
Cwip and Nail's Treenut
January 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Nail's Treenut is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a foul rocketman.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or chest, attention-span, bowel, blood, familial, or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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