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The Cwip and Nail's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its trusty anniversary
Cwip and Nail's Treenut
January 26, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Nail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or cardiac, back, personal, or romantic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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