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Below: The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, daringly considered to be the finest metallic attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse
August 11, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Single Amigo") should forget about this attraction up to an hour after its opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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