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The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, daringly considered to be the finest metallic attraction at Disneyland

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Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 11, 2013
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten thumbs up

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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