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The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, mightily considered to be the premier tight attraction at Disneyland

The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, mightily considered to be the premier tight attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 28, 1986
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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