Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, wildly considered to be the premier seasonal attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse
October 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that doesn't involve cobras.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction garden.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Be sure to keep your head and opinions within the attraction at significant times.
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