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Langhorne's quicksand-prancing photo of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse
Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse
March 3, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Two rainbows (according to writer Thor)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you shouldn't even consider fighting this show.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum width 75".
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- This show closes at random.
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