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The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere

Pictured: The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere

Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 17, 1990
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Targeted at: Money-grubbing service animals

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.

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