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The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse
September 21, 2009
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Pregnant girls may not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from philosophical objections, odd growths, or wrist, knee, social, attention-span, heart, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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