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The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, wildly considered to be the premier seasonal attraction at Disneyland

The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, wildly considered to be the premier seasonal attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 29, 1973
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Designed by: Vacationers

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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