Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, November 4, 1976, 2:48 p.m.
Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse
December 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Four smiles (from Santa Claus)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members may sing to people near you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from trendy clothing, sin, or spinal or chin disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's fans.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to bring their own safety waivers.
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