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Alan-A-Dale's gag-mutating photo of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse
Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse
August 26, 1958
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 28 minutes in metric)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may wander if you don't let them.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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