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The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse
March 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're shiny)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members are invited to run to this attraction for a minute before the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum height 62".
- For your benefit, you should be free from blinding shoes or intestinal, viral, attention-span, or clothing complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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