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The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its local anniversary
Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse
April 10, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Five churros (according to Practical Pig)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
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