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The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 1973
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Four pirates (according to "The Gondola" discussion forum, 1984)


Nobody can remember what the point of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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