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The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a volcano
Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse
June 21, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs after trying to find this attraction.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Contains antique signage.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and opinions within the other guests at most times.
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