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The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a volcano

The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a volcano

Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 21, 1984
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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