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The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse thrill ride at a distance
Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse
September 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by spouts, then you will want to avoid this thrill ride.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- During bad weather, this thrill ride may explode.
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