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Picture: The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, yearly considered to be the premier charming attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse
October 6, 1990
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
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