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The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse thrill ride at a distance

The Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse thrill ride at a distance

Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 29, 1970
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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