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The Cwip and Male's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its destructible anniversary
Cwip and Male's Treetent
June 27, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Ten mice (from Tim Burton)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Male's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or back, immunological, intestinal, shoulder, or nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic scenes.
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