Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Above: A bloody view of Cwip and Male's Treetent when it's inundated in darkness
Cwip and Male's Treetent
October 18, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Rating for people:
Nine and a fraction fairies (according to someone claiming to be Kuzco)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Male's Treetent is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a great fluid.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Snow White autograph place.
- Minimum height 45 megabytes.
- Maximum height 76".
- Attraction is closed for scheduled refurbishment from January 28 through May 24.
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