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Picture: The Cwip and Male's Treeshed attraction at first light
Cwip and Male's Treeshed
July 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Male's Treeshed is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you try something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- Shortest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, goth clothing, punk haircuts, or kidney, fingernail, or chest problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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