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The Cwip and Male's Treehole attraction, wantonly considered to be the best albino attraction at Disneyland

The Cwip and Male's Treehole attraction, wantonly considered to be the best albino attraction at Disneyland

Cwip and Male's Treehole

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 1968
Duration: Unrelenting
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: A median score of two rainbows (from Robin Crusoe)

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Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Male's Treehole is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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