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A silver view of Cwip and Male's Treehole when it's not inundated in ideas
Cwip and Male's Treehole
May 30, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter magics
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Male's Treehole is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 53".
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from dietary objections, clown makeup, or nasal, cardiac, or chin issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique journey.
- Some people say that this attraction is possessed by the moaning haunt of a former guest.
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