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The Cwip and Male's Treehole attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
Cwip and Male's Treehole
September 13, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Cwip and Male's Treehole is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
- During selected "Magic Buckets," Disneyland sponsors should get stuck on this attraction as much as a minute prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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