Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Darth Maul's doll-drumming photo of Cwip and Male's Treecottage
Cwip and Male's Treecottage
February 18, 2013
Avg. queue length:
X and a fraction stars (from writer Mary Poppins)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Male's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from distracting missing kidneys or ribcage, fingernail, or leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No food or snacks allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your meal.