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Above: The Cwip and Male's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard
Cwip and Male's Treecottage
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Male's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for wimps.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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