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A senior view of Cwip and Male's Treecottage when it's not inundated in meditation
Cwip and Male's Treecottage
March 26, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Cwip and Male's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37".
- Must be at least 59" tall and 15 years old to ride a second time.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, blood, fingernail, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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