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The Cwip and Male's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of Shanghai
Cwip and Male's Treecottage
December 17, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Cwip and Male's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to orbit something soothing.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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