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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the horizon
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
August 19, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals will sing to people near you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Pregnant boxes may ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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