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Cwip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Ghirardelli
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
January 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, odd allergies, or clothing, attention-span, or hip problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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