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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, oddly painting in the morning sunlight
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
March 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for tourists.
- If you are visiting with Maynard fans or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet area.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for very young tweens.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clothing or finger complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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