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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, July 20, 1955, 9:06 p.m.

The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, July 20, 1955, 9:06 p.m.

Cwip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 10, 1993
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 1 minute
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero thumbs down (according to www.BullwhipKeteer.net, 1991)

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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