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Image: Cwip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Ariel
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
December 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so ingenious, those in the know experience this attraction second thing in the evening.
- Before leading this attraction, your kids will want to experience something shorter.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant hatters may run away.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from religious objections, '80s haircuts, or brain issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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