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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
April 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess interaction area.
Policies and Warnings
- During rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- No running or flash photography encouraged.
- Make sure to hold your head and balloons away from the attraction at most times.
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