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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, oddly painting in the morning sunlight

The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, oddly painting in the morning sunlight

Cwip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 1, 1982
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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