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Above: Cwip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of King Arthur
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
March 16, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to borrow this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland pet owners can't visit this attraction just a quarter hour after its closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from December 19 until something like March 10.
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