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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its whiskered anniversary
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
June 13, 1978
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are frightened by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
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