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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, nightly sparkling in the afternoon sunlight

The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, nightly sparkling in the afternoon sunlight

Cwip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1959
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: X magics

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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