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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse dark ride during construction

Above: The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse dark ride during construction

Cwip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 18, 1991
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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