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Above: The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse dark ride during construction
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
August 18, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this dark ride will be dominated by Shriners.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains trademarked images.
- This dark ride closes at park closing.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and legs inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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