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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally plundering in the shrouded candlelight
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
October 9, 1964
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 47 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disney Land V.I.P.s are able to experience this attraction up to a moment after the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant fools should ride immediately after eating.
- Contains antique effects.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
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