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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, March 4, 1995, 3:65 a.m.

The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, March 4, 1995, 3:65 a.m.

Cwip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 1997
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: X rainbows

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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