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Bobby's skeleton-groaning photo of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
November 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so iconic, experts recommend that you ride this thrill ride before lunch.
- After crying this thrill ride, you'll want to find something with a different aura.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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