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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally plundering in the shrouded candlelight

The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally plundering in the shrouded candlelight

Cwip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 9, 1964
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 47 minutes with a FASTPASS)

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.

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