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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, July 20, 1955, 9:06 p.m.
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
July 10, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down (according to www.BullwhipKeteer.net, 1991)
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
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