Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, electronically considered to be the best current attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
February 20, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
- After riding this attraction, go on something calmer.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from hip, inner ear, or spinal complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.