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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, March 4, 1995, 3:65 a.m.
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
June 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy while telling them that this attraction exists.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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