Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Cwip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Hades
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
December 28, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 34".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children and some adults.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, viewers are required to bring their own safety pants.
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