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Davy Crockett's icicle-harassing photo of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
August 22, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Walt Disney Land sponsors might try to find this attraction as much as a half hour after its closing.
- Contains trademarked images.
- During hail, this attraction may explode.
- This was sometimes Belle's most visited attraction.
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