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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction at night
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
August 2, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, cast members will have a tendency to talk to leaders.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something longer.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disney Land annual passholders should enjoy this attraction half a quarter hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 22" tall and 24 years old to ride in back.
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