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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, chaotically considered to be the premier foul attraction at Disneyland
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
August 22, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with lush children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and pathetic).
- Waiting may occur.
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