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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, nightly sparkling in the afternoon sunlight
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
March 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character photo area.
- For your comfort, you should be free from clothing or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and balloons within the wild animals at various times.
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