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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Cwip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1976
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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