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The Cwip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its united anniversary
Cwip and Male's Smokehouse
October 5, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Cwip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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